January 2026

Be part of our next photo shoot!

THE CONCEPT: Fun, candid, sometimes even beautiful images of femme subjects getting down and dirty with pies, slime and other sticky foodstuffs.

  • Be a character...

    Our photo stories depict evil bosses getting their comeuppance, game nights gone awry, and so much more. Use body language, facial expressions, and imagination to make your persona jump off the page.

  • ...Or be yourself

    No acting or modeling experience? No problem! We also love shooting realistic portraiture of actual people getting pied, slime, and gooped in all their authentic glory.

  • Embrace the chaos

    It’s gonna get messy—no getting around that. You could end up with syrup in your hair or applesauce down your shirt. But in our comfortable, low-stakes environment, you can enjoy it with a smile.

  • Let your hair down

    We format our shoots to tell stories AND capture the reality of working with slime in candid, spontaneous detail. We strive to make our BTS as compelling as our “main” images.

 What we look for in a model

  • Bring your favorite music, we’ll bring your favorite snacks and you can make our studio home for your three-hour session. There’s no pressure of perfection, so feel free to be yourself as only you know how.

  • You don’t need to be an award-winning actor, but the ability to take a rough description sketch of a character (say, “A demanding bakery customer”) and identify how to portray her in a series of images with minimal posing is appreciated.

  • You will be getting covered in various sweet and sticky substances such as cake batter, whipped cream, pudding, applesauce, etc. Please be comfortable with that as part of the shoot.

  • Our photoshoots are non-nude and NEVER sexually explicit. However, we may photograph models in a state of tasteful partial undress down to underwear, either as part of the main story or via behind-the-scenes candids. Please pursue the shoot only if you are comfortable being shot under those conditions.

  • All of our photo stories essentially have a character getting messy by or with another character. Therefore, we ask that all models be comfortable working with another female model during the shoot. Know another model you have excellent chemistry with? Recommend her and you may be able to work as a team!

Here’s what we’ve done

  • Story: The "mean boss" gets hers

  • Best friends goof off pre-shoot

  • The mess can be comprehensive...

  • ...and sometimes a little unorthodox

  • Post-shoot "BTS" candid

  • Sometimes there are costumes

  • BTS: The "Post-Shoot Glow"

  • Real friends. No acting required.

 What you (probably) want to know

  • For a three-hour session, our shoots range between $500 and $700 per participant, depending on experience level, type of content produced, and willingness to sign a model release form (see below). Your personal rate will be confirmed well before shoot day.

  • We shoot with a very limited crew. For photo shoots, you can expect to work only with the photographer (me) and a female assistant. There will also be a scene partner who will be shooting with you if you do not bring your own. You will also have the option to bring a non-participating female friend or escort along, provided your scene partner approves.

  • Our shoots and concepts closely align to the images you see on this page. If you can imagine yourself in these images, the shoot is probably for you. Still, I do ask for a quick 15-minute phone screen with all potential models to lay out the concept for shoot day, clarify details, and answer any questions they may have.

  • No. If you give us your sizing information at least a week before shoot day, we can prepare wardrobe options for you to choose from once you arrive to the studio. Wardrobe options include all outerwear (shirts, pants, skirts, sweaters, etc.), depending on the character and/or your personal style. We will also provide a $50 cash stipend to cover any other wardrobe (i.e. undergarments) that you bring that may get stained or ruined during the shoot.

  • Unlike other Chi Slime Productions projects (“Project 20M,” “Goofball Gallery,” etc.), this photo shoot is not intended for audience consumption. Simply put, all photos and images taken during your shoot will be for a private collection only to be viewed by the photographer (me) and you, if you wish to have edited photos sent to you.

    However, for an additional bonus, you may sign a model release form allowing me to publish photos on social media, this website, and in our paywalled e-zine. More details will be provided during our phone screen.

  • A lot of my slime photography is influenced by my experience as a professional event photographer, meaning I rarely rely on intricate posing or taking a lot of time to curate a “perfect” shot. There may be some images inspired by the blocking and composition of classic slapstick comedy, but most of your portfolio will be candids taken in the moment. If you can have a good time and disregard a camera and flash that is a respectful distance from you, you would be perfect for my style of work.

  • For the love of the game 😀. All of Chi Slime Productions’ projections—public and private—are a celebration of attractive women with charm and charisma letting loose and getting messy. We aren’t here to make money or land in high-end art galleries. The slime is, was, and will always be for slime’s sake.

Let's shoot!

Let's shoot!

If I’ve reached to you some other way (Instagram, ModelMayhem, E-mail etc.), we can continue our conversation there. Otherwise, fill out this form and we’ll get back to you if we have a shoot planned.